Keep the vibes right with the ALF “Give Head Not Headaches” T-Shirt. Featuring a cheeky mantra that’s equal parts bold and brutally honest, this viral-worthy tee is made for those who’d rather keep things simple—and spicy. With clean white block lettering on both the front chest and back, it’s part of the no-holds-barred Assholes Live Forever collection.

Crafted from ultra-soft black cotton and cut for a relaxed unisex fit, it’s the kind of shirt that makes a statement without saying a word.

• Graphic print on chest & full back
• Bold white font with signature ALF logo
• Unisex sizing – fits true to size
• Made for rule breakers and heart takers